MARIO: Why so evil?
MAXWELL: 'Cuz... everyone sucks. Even him!
MARIO: Shut up, do wanna get him banned for bad-talkin' that evil organization of maniacs and lunatics A.K.A Wierdos In charge of Killing Innocents and Admins on different sites A.K.A. W.I.K.I.A.?
MAXWELL: Who cares, he does it all the time.
MARIO: Point proven.
MR. MARIO: *walks into the alley Maxwell and Mario are in* Hey, wazzup, my fellow minion of W.I.K.I.A.?
MAXWELL: What? Your with those losers? They almost killed me in the last episode!
MARIO: Shut up and stop hating wikia! Your gonna get The Overlord of Awesomeness Who Is Cooler Then Anyone Else On This Planet Period in trouble!
MR. MARIO: Hah Hah! Idiot!
MAXWELL: Hold the phone here, number one, you two are minions of W.I.K.I.A. and number two.... is that a mobster version of you, Mario?
MARIO: Uhh, I can explain!
MAXWELL: O RLY?
MARIO: YES RLY!
MR. MARIO: O RLY?
MAXWELL: Oh, will you dipsticks stop it for crying out loud?!
WALUIGI: *enters the alley* Hey, its me! The guy everyone likes!
EVERYONE BESIDES WALUIGI: AAAAAA!
WALUIGI: *cries* WAAAA! I'M TELLIN' MY (BLEEPING) MAMA ON YOU (BLEEPS)!
MAXWELL (runs to canada): OH MY GOD IM SO SCARED AAAA OMG OMG OMG!