MAXWELL: Sit, Pokemon!
MARIO: Whats up?
MAXWELL: I'm training Pokemon but they suck.
MARIO: Everything sucks!
FRED FIGGLEHORN (jumps out of nowhere): OH YEAH IM GONNA KILL YAW!
MAXWELL: Oh no! Fred, agent of... umm, what corporation do you work for, again?
FRED FIGGLEHORN: SHUT UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
MARIO: Oh no, a Banshee!
MAXWELL: No, you loser, it's just Fred's voice. He sucks.
FRED: THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS AAAAAAAAAAAAA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
MAXWELL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IIIIIIIIIIIIIISN'T, YOOOOOOOOOOOOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!
MARIO (eats a tommy gun): Wait'll you see these loogies! (Spits out bullets and shoots Fred seven times in a row)
FRED: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away crying to his mom.)
MARIO: That was close!
MAXWELL: Seriously, though, who does he work for?
MARIO: That we'll never know....... okay, I'll give you a hint, it starts with the letter...
MAXWELL (interrupts): W.I.K.I.A.
MARIO: How'd you know?
MAXWELL: I just googled his name. He makes YouTube videos for a living! What a loser?!
MARIO and MAXWELL escape to South Hyrule.
LINK and ZELDA: Oh no! Maxwell!
MAXWELL: (BLEEP) YEAH, SUCKERS! (cuts their heads off and feeds them to his pet dog, Fluffkins The Cute.)
MARIO: Okay, now look out for W.I.K.I.A.!
MAXWELL: Or Fred!
MARIO: Well, yeah. Duh.
MARIO: Uhh, Ermac's not here... well, lets just go hide!
FRED (looks down upon the 3 and shoots Fluffkinz The Cute.): BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
MAXWELL: Did you hear something?
MARIO: Nope. Must be your imagination.
- Just then, Alienuts come out of no where ad corner around the 2 in a dark alley*
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME! (or you can just skip to the next episode now, by clicking >HERE<)